What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your going to be alright just relax

But this is not

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Innocent before proven guilty

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like religions.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

You shall not bear false witness.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Lose lips shimk ships.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?